Umm I'm too high to move.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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