Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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