i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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