it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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