girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
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