Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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