why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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