Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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