Me too!
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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