I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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