Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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