Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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