i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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