He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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