I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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