Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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