my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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