You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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