no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
the day after is always just damage control
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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