I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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