..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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