i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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