Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
well you can't waste a boner
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
