and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I love you.
Bad choice
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