Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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