1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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