We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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