it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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