Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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