We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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