After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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