have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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