You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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