I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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