On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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