how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
