Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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