Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Success! We fucked roommates!
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
PANTIES FOUND
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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