Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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