don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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