my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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