Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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