p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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