i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
this just has baby written all over it
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Randomize