I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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