He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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