his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
she looked like the before picture.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Randomize
