I heard we made out
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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