he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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