Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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