I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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