the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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