Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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