I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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