It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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