He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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